Blake’s are humorous, sweet, kind, handsome people. If you know a Blake they’re bound to make you laugh and smile, though their jokes aren’t always the funniest they manage to make you happy nonetheless. Blake’s are the sunlight on a cloudy day, the colored pencil in a cup of normal ones, the brightest light in a dark room, and they’re one of the best guys you’ll never have the chance of knowing.
Person 1: Have you talked to Blake today?
Person 2: Yeah he told me the funniest joke at lunch!
Person 3: Oh are we talking about Blake? He’s awesome isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah he told me the funniest joke at lunch!
Person 3: Oh are we talking about Blake? He’s awesome isn’t he?
by Heartkeeper2913 January 7, 2026
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by operator347 April 16, 2025
Get the Blake mug.Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
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