Skiptardian

A word used to describe someone so incredibly stupid, they defy all other terms of the word.

His absolute stupidity is on a Skiptardian level.

by JumboJuice2079! March 10, 2024

Swiftie

An obsessive fan of Taylor Swift, some of the worst people you'll ever meet. Stay away from them at all costs.

Person 1: Have you heard Taylor Swift's new song?
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024

Swift-y

When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.

Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.

by GravyTrain2231 April 21, 2024

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Scipthisshit

When something disappears without a trace. You don't know where or how it disappeared.

Man 1: What happened to this file??

Man 2: It got scipthisshit. It's out of this world.

by KalleAnka May 8, 2024

Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

Swiftie

Someone with good music taste.

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.

by Ozaarc May 20, 2024