Skip to main content

german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge
Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide
by Diggze December 12, 2013
mugGet the german suicidemug.

cummiting suicide

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
Oh damn.”
by Fukurbich May 6, 2018
mugGet the cummiting suicidemug.

suicidal sentence

a person that is giving a sentence, say that they want to kill themselves or just being suicidal and expressing it too someone or in a book that contains suicidal sentences.
suicidal sentence is someone expressing themselves to someone else.

for example;

person: you can tell me. what happened?
you (anyone): i hate myself so much. i want too rip my heart out so I can no longer breathe. no one wants me here, Im worthless, I’m useless, I hate everyone, and everyone hates me. I wanna stab myself, I wanna shoot my brains out, everyone wants me dead, even my parents, siblings, my cousins, aunts, uncles, my friends, literally EVERYONE. I hate my life. I’m gonna kill myself.

person: I am so sorry (name), I don’t think your worthless at all, you are a wonderful human being, those people don’t deserve you, I’ll be with you whenever you need me, I swear, you are not worthless, no one is worthless, everyone is special in their own way, you shouldn’t say those things about yourself, you are very precious too me. I swear, I’ll always be on you side, even when you need me the most, it doesn’t matter what your in trouble for or whatever, but just know I’m always on your side :).
by Изабель March 24, 2023
mugGet the suicidal sentencemug.

Suicide stepping

When a person steps at the rear bumper of a moving vehicle when crossing the street
Did You Hear Jake Got Into Suicide Stepping
by DaddyKxle April 11, 2023
mugGet the Suicide steppingmug.

Suicide Stew

A mix of all of the drink you can get your hands on. This is based on a childhood idea where you essentially mix all of the soda in a soda fountain and call it "suicide."
The loser will have to drink a suicide stew of all of the La Croix we can get.
by IppikiRouka September 5, 2018
mugGet the Suicide Stewmug.

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.
Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.
by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
mugGet the phone suicidemug.

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
mugGet the Digestive Suicidemug.

Share this definition