Suicide Edging 

When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.

"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."

"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"

Suicide Edging by Myocardium July 1, 2023

Suicide-Hobo 

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.

"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.

Suicide-Hobo by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023

Suicide Corner 

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

Suicide Corner by Mahngeat December 9, 2023

Suicide by Sniper 

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

Suicide by Sniper by decrepitism December 20, 2023

Suicide by Arkansas 

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

Suicide by Arkansas by ice-man2 January 5, 2024

suicide scare 

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic

Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”

suicide scare by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

Suicide Wages 

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

Suicide Wages by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024