Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

by Best people’s December 25, 2025

stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.

“y’all are like stoner-mates”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022

Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019

Stoner

A person who’s smokes blunts, bongs, and bowls daily

That guys is such a stoner

by Reetspanker December 20, 2018

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017

Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.

Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....

by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016