Sock man dan

When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure

“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”

by Sock man dan July 30, 2023

Red Sock Dock

Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.

Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.

by Miguel Sanchez-Smith October 9, 2008

toxic sock syndrome

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.

"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"

by Jourie June 3, 2009

Deflangivation Society

A society founded in 1959 to provide a safe haven for those with a keen interest in
deflangivating (the process of removing the leaves and stalk from a plant) to share
their experiences and socialise with like minded folk.

Person 1: I met the owner of Microsoft last night. I am waaaaaay cool.

Person 2: Dude, you loooooooose - the owner of the Deflangivation Society is my DAD.

Person 1: Woooooah, no way?

Person 2: Way. Now lick my shoes.

by The Deflangivator February 15, 2010

bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

by krustysox August 7, 2011

Skin Sock

A woman's vagina

I used to use a cotton sock when I masterbate now I use my girlfriends skin sock.

by Metal Chef May 5, 2015

Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016