Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

schivenig

Pejorative, can be used as a verb, noun or adjective for something or someone extremely annoying you wish would just go away, or if someone does something in that manner.

Go to schivenig.
He's such a schivenig.
That's so schivenig.
Could you stop shivenigging please?

by mapr August 1, 2017

shavejob

A sexual act in which one person shaves or trims their partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

Person 1 - "I gave my girl a shavejob last night like you suggested."
Person 2 - "Oh, what'd you think?"
Person 1 - "She liked it, but I was picking hairs out of my mouth for an hour. Never again."

by AmazingJaySixx August 23, 2017

shiedeology

An ideology that consists of absolute bullshit based on shistory and the principles of Shientology.

Tyler: "Dude, I feel like a lost soul.. I don't know what to do with my life.
Scott: "Have you ever heard of shiedeology? It will change your life and give you direction."
Brandon: "You guys and your damn cults."

by NeverEatSoggyWaffles April 19, 2018

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017