When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.
by JustifiedbyJesus December 19, 2020
Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you
Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
by Lokiwild March 29, 2019
A woman who is a lesbian and at the same time is always in need of sexual companionship. As in they need and want sexual contact with other woman, they just like woman sex. But neither of them can be butch
morganne- I'm not a sexual lesbian
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches
by morganne October 26, 2006
A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011
Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.
Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual
by Zero-Sexual September 05, 2009
For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though
by mr. koch October 14, 2011
by Carolinedavisisjelofme August 28, 2017