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Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012
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sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.
"You just got sexually harambed!"
by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017
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sexual lesbian

A woman who is a lesbian and at the same time is always in need of sexual companionship. As in they need and want sexual contact with other woman, they just like woman sex. But neither of them can be butch
morganne- I'm not a sexual lesbian
rebecca- No, your a non-sexual lesbian
erin- sexual woman crave sex
markie- non-sexual woman like butches
by morganne October 26, 2006
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Zero-Sexual

Zero-Sexual is when an individual is attarcted to neither females nor males. They are attracted to no one at all. AT ALL.
Girl: I tried to get with her, she said she dosen't like girls.
Boy: Yeah, I did too and she dosen't like boys.
Girl: I think she's Zero-Sexual
by Zero-Sexual September 5, 2009
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Sexual Tofu

A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.

Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011
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sexual coupon

what the fuck do you think a sexual coupon is?
For my birthday, my girlfriend got me a sexual coupon for 20% off. I don't know what the fuck that means though
by mr. koch October 14, 2011
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julia sexual

People who are only attracted to people named Julia
Liam: Did you scope out the new students?
Matt: sorry I'm Julia sexual

Liam: wtf
by Carolinedavisisjelofme August 28, 2017
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