A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
by Denby JT October 23, 2012
Get the Sam Parsonsmug. by Tommy Lee Devan November 2, 2019
Get the Classic Sammug. by the white beaner April 8, 2022
Get the Sam Hobbsmug. by The Urban Baller May 13, 2019
Get the sam and andreasmug. by simpboy February 29, 2020
Get the Black Sammug. Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1620. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. 69 days after the ship made sail, a bad storm known across the globe as "Hurricane Tortilla" created a challenge for Sam and the GMS crew onboard. But, after the storm passed, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. Sam and the GMS crew were disappointed that there were no race cars in sight. So, they went all the way back the United States when they soon competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. But, he most well known for giving his fan @sammayerfan a birthday video.
by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020
Get the Sam Mayermug. by weed nose 123 October 23, 2019
Get the sam toddmug.