what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

by sean June 16, 2004

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

thats what your mum said

To piss someone off, royally.

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

by -Ben- May 13, 2005

Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009

Nerf Salad

Enough said

Julian: ay yo Dallas have you seen all the new freshman, they mad ugly bitties
Dallas: Nerf Salad

by TrueGangsta94 September 10, 2010

salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.

She likes ranch salad dressing.

by stillborndesires April 7, 2005