The Cup Of Human Sadness

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009
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sad panda

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.
by mippef December 25, 2008
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sad gorl diseaze

being sad and crying at every little thing. can be happy or sad tears
julie: i have sad gorl diseaze
someone shows up with a picture of their cat
julie: i'm crying
by sad gorl disease September 16, 2020
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Sad Bitch Syndrome

when a bish always feelin bad for herself
by Dirty Dan134 November 12, 2018
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Sad bitch syndrome

When one is constantly sad, numb, or just feeling down overall and is vaguely unintelligent but is still able to participate in normal society. Sometimes this person just jokes they are unintelligent or just feels so.

This person may also have anger issues, it okay doe.
" I think Ashley has sad bitch syndrome. She jokes how idiotic she is when she’s crying in math class"
by Sadbitch:D July 21, 2020
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chronic sadness

The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.
Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"
by spongebong stonerpants September 08, 2009
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Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.
"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"
by theoneandonlyRD April 24, 2012
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