Stoner sushi

Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top

I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.

by The new dr Ruth August 09, 2020

Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by December 09, 2022

Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.

Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup

by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 16, 2011

diamond stoner

Bitch with a little dick

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night

by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

Stoners Kiss

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint

dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss

by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 06, 2024

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 02, 2016

total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 18, 2022