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spam/telemarketer defense

Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated huff, "Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.
I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I've had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes even falsely claiming to be tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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he-spam

HE-Spam is when in World of Warships, you use the HE armament in order to set fires and generally pull the fun out of the game.
I am getting HE-spammed by a Thunderer.
by Mister Chef February 4, 2021
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Spam-quiz

A. A spam-quiz (or spam quiz) is a quiz found on quizilla that's an Ad, Chain letter, or something that does not belong on a site for quiz making & taking.

B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
Example A:
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
by ExcelTinker February 17, 2009
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passive spam

Passive spam is basically a Facebook or other social network post that has a completely pointless call to action. The defining factor is that the quiz or question is not meant to offer any type of challenge, but instead is simply a tool to arbitrarily increase page reach.
Passive spam consists of stupid quiz-like questions on Facebook that either require some small amount of math or analytical skills (in order to make the people responding feel intelligent...even though they aren't)

Also, the classic "like or my grandmother will die" type posts. In this context the spammer is using the person's good nature to accomplish their goals instead of the person's desire to answer a question (that usually is incredibly simple to figure out).
by d4m4g3d April 8, 2013
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Discord Spam Day

Discord Spam Day: an annual Discord holiday taking place on January 6 when Discord Users can spam anything they want in #General or any other channel. They cannot post any form of racial slurs to spam on Discord Mod Day or any type of NSFW content.
Discord Spam Day: an annual Discord holiday taking place on January 6 when Discord Users can spam anything they want in #General or any other channel. They cannot post any form of racial slurs to spam on Discord Mod Day or any type of NSFW content.
by A Fellow Discord User January 6, 2021
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spam

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by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
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spam calling

When someone keeps calling you over and over again if you don’t answer your phone
E.J will you stop spam calling me your driving me crazy.
by Royboy76 June 21, 2024
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