Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 12, 2011

concert socks

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.

by Sid Barrett October 06, 2007

sock sucker

(n) 1.one who sucks socks
2. one who takes pleasure in the art of sucking socks
3. synonyms- shoe licker, rice slicer, will

person a. hey look, it's will the sock sucker
person b. yeah, he realy enjoys sucking socks

by i don't suck socks March 04, 2009

Red Sock

While giving anal and near ejaculation, the "taker" gets punched in back of the head by the "pitcher". This will cause the "takers" anal cavity to tighten at which point the "giver" pulls out with force, causing the anus to become inside out. hense, the red sox.

I punched that bitch in the back of the dome and gave a red sock. You know, an inside out asshole! Like when you take your socks off!

by Megalomaniac12345 November 17, 2011

Sock Sniffer

Someone who goes home and smells their socks to confirm how "hard they worked"

"dude, john is a dirty sock sniffer"

"i know, he thinks he did sooo much today"

by B00zehound817 September 24, 2009

space sock

in which a person shits in a freezer and then uses the shit as a dildo

yo momma has a space sock

by knight wolf November 17, 2008

Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

by sekwencer February 24, 2008