sloppy sockends

When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.

The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.

by soimtheassholenow May 27, 2021

sloppy gib

When you can't get the frags you need to please blue

Oh jolly gosh, it seems I've been a sloppy gib

by Bigbridog March 10, 2023

sloppy gib

When you can't get the frags you need to make blue happy

I cant believe you did a sloppy gib. Jolly gosh

by Bigbridog March 10, 2023

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

Sloppy Gobbler

Adj.
A person who uses a great amount of saliva for oral sex

Synonyms: oral sex, head, dome, tip, gawk gawk 3000

She's a real sloppy gobbler, that's why I love her.

"I will sloppy gobble you while you're gaming"

by Righter Digest February 15, 2023

sloppy octopus

Group sex involving 4 guys and 1 girl. 3 guys will take part in triple penetration while the 4th guy masturbates by using the girl's breast.

That girl is always doing the sloppy octopus whenever she can.

by PANDAQUEEN January 27, 2006

Sloppy Lew

A kid who is sloppy 95% of the time he is awake. Commonly saying phrases such as "I like that nickname" or "DOTTTTY", physically looks like stretch armstrong. Sloppy lew is a scary thing to think about, and something you should try to not think about. Song such as "im SLOPPY" "stumble young man stumble" or "im bringin sloppy back" were made in honor of this man who is sloppy beyond his years. If you know who sloppy lew is, odds are you probably love him.

Stumbling back from oceanview after Julianas, sloppy lew almost didnt make it home

by DOTTTTTY November 2, 2006