sloppy sockends

When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.

The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.

by soimtheassholenow May 27, 2021

Sloppy Po

Person whose tennis scores are not a win for the team.

Hi James, I see that your sloppy po landed in my girlfriends hearth.

by Sick-Puppy June 2, 2021

Sloppy James

A vegetarian Sloppy Joe is a sandwich without beef, but with onions, tomato sauce or ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and other seasonings, served on a hamburger bun.

"This veggie Sloppy James sandwich is yummy without the beef."

by Veganveg November 26, 2021

Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

Sloppy slimer

When somone dresses up as slimes from the ghostbusters franchise, before giving somone a sloppy toppy

I hear Carol gave Marc a sloppy slimer last week

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 30, 2021

sloppy octopus

Group sex involving 4 guys and 1 girl. 3 guys will take part in triple penetration while the 4th guy masturbates by using the girl's breast.

That girl is always doing the sloppy octopus whenever she can.

by PANDAQUEEN January 27, 2006

Sloppy Lew

A kid who is sloppy 95% of the time he is awake. Commonly saying phrases such as "I like that nickname" or "DOTTTTY", physically looks like stretch armstrong. Sloppy lew is a scary thing to think about, and something you should try to not think about. Song such as "im SLOPPY" "stumble young man stumble" or "im bringin sloppy back" were made in honor of this man who is sloppy beyond his years. If you know who sloppy lew is, odds are you probably love him.

Stumbling back from oceanview after Julianas, sloppy lew almost didnt make it home

by DOTTTTTY November 2, 2006