by Litt gurl May 31, 2017
Get the roast baitmug. Similar to the sexual activity “spit roast,” a mud roast involves two male participants and one female participant, where the male participant at the lower half of the female decides to enter the woman in the anus rather than the vagina.
Bob and Jane were getting frisky the other night in front of John, and they ended up having a mud roast.
by Schmatrick May 30, 2025
Get the Mud Roastmug. A young homosexual man performing oral sex on a significantly older homosexual man while another older homosexual man is performing anal sex on the younger "chicken" man
by Ginger Chav November 4, 2016
Get the Chicken Roastmug. A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
Get the roast porkermug. Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.
Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
by Kuraion August 3, 2018
Get the Being of constant roastmug. December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
Get the National Sam Roasts You Daymug. The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016
Get the Jihad Roastmug.