Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

Baldy Quaver

A small mostly bald blonde cunt with massive triple glazed specks

Alex ya baldy quaver yer da's got a 1 inch weapon and ginger pubes

by Mooslim March 29, 2021

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake

Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.

by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022

International Queef Day

International queef day is on January 28th.

international queef say is a day to celebrate the amazon women who queefed! show your support of international queef day by queefing

by holasoydora1 January 27, 2022

Twisted queef

When your pussy gets fucked so hard it gets twisted and then when you queef the air comes out all wonkey and shit and smells like tuna salad.

Bitch you pussy so twisted and smell I think you twisted queefed.

by Spider queef December 20, 2021