Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019

penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless

i have been waiting for some penguin interaction

by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.

1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it

by thenabster126 April 8, 2021

Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information

Best Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018