Patrick lozano

THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER EXIST AND ALWAYS HAS THE MOST SHMONEY

Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney

by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

Patrick

He is very short. He plays Clash Royale and he likes Ella

Patrick has a huge DICK

by YES SIR< BIG OLLL DICK DICK June 7, 2022

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016

Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

Patrick

Sexy Fucking fat bitch

Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock

by Patrick dolphin December 19, 2019

Patricking

A person who is named Patrick who is playing with his balls at exactly 3:01 am

I think Patrick is patricking ngl!

by xzdrftgsrthdrththxzth June 21, 2022