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White man problems

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!
by The other cracker June 20, 2019
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first weeb problems

When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019
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Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.
"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.
"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."
by AstroDoge April 30, 2022
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
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