gay onion

a person who thinks all the time

"Albert Einstein was quite a gay onion"

by Clint oris January 26, 2024

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

by KneeMaster November 9, 2011

Caramel Onion

Something which seems to be good at first, like a caramel onion at first appearing like as a caramel apple, which then turns out to be bad or disappointing when you engage with it, like when you bite into a caramel onion and find out that it is not, in fact, a caramel apple.

Diablo IV is a caramel onion.

Not sleeping for 34 hours straight is a caramel onion.

by ars blasta December 27, 2023

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

Onion Chopper

An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”

Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.

by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

Spicy Onion Ring

The definitely legitimate name for the latest (as of 1.19) minecraft zombie piglin farm. The farm consists of 3 magma block rings that can be mistaken for some true tasty spicy onion rings.

"I need some exp i better go to the spicy onion ring"

by palmest tree September 18, 2022