Lazy ass

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Lazy#1234

He's a cool guy very lovely but hates people being too lovey dovey (-_-). You can befriend him easily but his mischievous behaviour is on par to God.
Wowzer: Hey @lazy#1234
Lazy: don't damn tell me to marry anyone or I'll remove Rythm.
by Boomingboomer October 13, 2020
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megamewtu lazy

that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.
- Wow, Angelo is a really lazy person...
- At least he isn't megamewtu lazy!
by s_erny August 25, 2023
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Lazy employee

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022
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lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"
by Shakeyshakey August 19, 2015
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ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.
Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.
by xephyrlyric February 27, 2011
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lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 04, 2024
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