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The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.
by bushlight February 1, 2018
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Tree Boxer

A tall muscular man with stamina; a fighter; a protector; and a lover.
I can see you have found yourself a nice tree boxer young lady,
Every woman dreams of finding their tree boxer.
by Intrinsicmotiv February 19, 2018
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Breaking trees

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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bff tree

a crazy addiction to your best of freinds
chris
edric
ari
kelsey
leonie
huda
kellis
morral of the storyy we are all rats
damn look at the bff tree they are crazy
by ksmity February 3, 2020
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Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.
" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"
by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020
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Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.
Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!
by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012
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