A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.
Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.
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Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".
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I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.
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