Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Jess Williams

A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx

Girlfriend: I love you Jess Williams
Boyfriend: I love you too Millie

by M91210 July 31, 2024

Jesse

a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy

yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman

by The 13 rules January 11, 2020

Jesse

Literally a Simp thats all.

You're being such a "Jesse" Lauran is totally gonna eat it up.

by Raw Charles December 24, 2021

Jess

A woman from the west coast who hates time travel but loves pickles.

There was a sale on pickles yesterday, but Jess refuses to

by BirthdayCat January 26, 2021

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010