Epic Pro Gamer

This is a term for people who have absolutely no life and sit in their mothers basement every day and play video games while eating potato chips, they gain more weight every match and they stench is absolutely nasty.

Bro look at Bobby he is such an Epic Pro Gamer.

by George Malcomfist January 26, 2023

epic shit

a turd that smokes and burns when it comes out.

get out of my way. i have to go take an epic shit.

by whyzgeye January 13, 2011

Epic Ninja Gangsta

In other words, Stefanie and Katherine. Two amazing, beautiful, smart, and sexy girls. That everyone wishes they were.

A: I'm going to try to be an Epic Ninja Gangsta.
B: Good luck, only Stefanie and Katherine can pull that off.

by KittyKat7 October 21, 2010

Epic Gamer Move

When an epic gamer pulls of an epic move in a video game

Billary Bilton: *gets 2993727 kills I’m battlefield one*
Ronald Rump: wow epic gamer move

by Starfleet Medical October 24, 2019

Epic Meal Time

A bunch of alcoholic fucktards from the interwebz eating deathly amounts of bacon and burgers mixed together in one big pile of shit.

Johnny: Hey, have you seen the new Epic Meal Time?
Fuckface: Yes I have Johnny.

by BigWillyMan69 September 7, 2011

Epic meal time

An inherent contradiction.

Dave thought that he was having an epic meal time, but he was wrong because eating is not epic.

by Rasnodar October 21, 2012

Epic fuck tonne

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.

"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"

by Team Charchie February 27, 2017