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charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.
dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.
by coug09 June 17, 2011
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Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.
I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.
by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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Ass Jam

When your underwear gets all bunched up in your ass on a hot day.
Man, I’ve got some serious ass jam going on today
by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022
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Smurf jam

When a midget creams
Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.
Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.
by Hendy June 25, 2004
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woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
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