Naked Mole Rat

Your mum

Your mum is a naked mole rat

by DaGamingPanda May 22, 2022

Tits naked

Not naked, yet not fully clothed; wearing lower attire only.

‘I went to vomit outside but I wasn’t naked, I had pants on... ....’ (Tits naked)

by Titties_McGee December 13, 2019

naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.

There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!

by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 1, 2022

Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

Naked water

Plain water

“I’m thirsty”

“Drink from bottle”

“No, it’s pre workout.”

“There’s water in that”

“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.

by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024

butt naked

Refers to having a plain old ramen noodle soup without anything else (excluding water).

Guy 1: ay man you see teddy over there man? sittin' on his ass eating that butt naked
Guy 2: (a new prisoner) a what?
Guy 1: young blood, a butt naked is when a guy eats ramen noodle without no scoop a cheeze or they corn chips
Guy 2: oh, i see it now! hes eating it like a piggie

by TheHeeHooMan November 10, 2020