North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.

Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.

by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025

Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.

Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.

by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018

well, that nappened...

This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.

Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."

by von groovy September 11, 2024