shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.

1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."

by Lainebear December 31, 2011

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Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

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Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

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muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

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swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017

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Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

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