Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

Mississippi Muncher

When a gay down syndrome man kidnaps a little boy and turns him upside down and fucks him in the ass.

He gave that kid the Mississippi Muncher.

by Mississippi Muncher69 February 28, 2024

Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.

I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.

by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 30, 2024

Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"

"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"

by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024