Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

by Annah11 July 18, 2023

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am

Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go

by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023

Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

Midnightivity

1. When a person of the Black race engages in stereotypical actions such at the time of night

2. When a person engages in questionable activities at the time of night

1. Tyrone was fast at night when doing such a midnightivity

2. What type of midnightivity is this?!

by Albert Nigstein January 14, 2024

Midnights

1. 12 A.M.
2. One of the most groundbreaking albums by Taylor Swift

1. “He spends his midnights talking to random people online”
2. “Holy shit Midnights is the best album ever”

by hhhbbbbddd. January 16, 2024

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023