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This morning I woke up

A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.
“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 17, 2023
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chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.
Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.
by animegroupie February 17, 2010
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Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.
guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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San Diego good morning

Walking someone up by licking there butthole
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy

Addy-that's because you are
by Gimmesuk September 3, 2017
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Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
by very hot man January 10, 2020
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Good mythical morning

rhett and link have a show!
by Rhett x link April 19, 2020
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you are my sunday morning

To be someone’s Sunday morning or to be told that “you are my Sunday morning” means that you are valued above all others. That this person would rather spend their precious personal time with you and you alone.

To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.
by Ruth’s-rocket June 5, 2020
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