mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

by drive me to drink December 12, 2018

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

McDonald's Peen

McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's

All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh

She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen

by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021

McDonalds

A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.

Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.

by Imposter Gay Balls56565656 January 4, 2022

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

McDonalds Opp

When a person says they dont want McDonalds, but the boys know for damn sure he does, but walks to Taco Bell and brings his food into McDonalds and gets booted out like a good boy.

Mizz a McDonalds opp for walking to Taco Bell when the gang was already at McDonalds

"I dont want McDonalds, I want Taco Bell"
"Bruh cap we know yo ass want some McDonalds big ahh boy"

by Captain Talon January 10, 2025

McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019