Maria

Stop being a total Maria.
by Daddy6942021 March 30, 2022
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She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.
by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021
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A person who is always brutally honest… even when nobody asked for their input. A person who doesn’t realize how much insecurities she gives to people!!
Sometimes, she could be such a Maria!!
by jerr jerr May 21, 2025
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Maria is a really caring person if you get to know her. If you plan to be her best friend then expect a fun and teasing relationship. Maria might seem teasing and maybe even a little mean on the outside, but if you get to know her, Maria is very caring and kind. She will always ask “how are you doing” and wait to hear the answer.

Maria is beautiful, flexible and a good artist. She most likely has brown or blond hair and brown eyes.
You will love being Maria’s friend!
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maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
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Maria is an amazing friend! She will be with you since day 1! She will have your back no matter what! Only super lucky people get her in their lives! Once you have her in your life Don't let her down or break her trust because she will regret meeting you! She is sweet and she GORGEOUS inside n out! She's a beauty!! She's a motherf**kin queen!
Who's that Chick? Its Maria! She's my bestfriend so BACK OFF B***H!
by Neyda☺️ April 29, 2018
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perfect.

(also blind)
bro what’s her name?”
maria.”
dam man your lucky as hell”
by Ur nan ur mam October 29, 2022
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