Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

Loser

A person who quits or gives up
Or someone who is given the birth name "Jessica"

Omg you see Jessica over there. She's such a loser

Jessica just gave up without even trying. What a loser

by JessIsARat November 17, 2020

loser

a person who uses over used jokes and is late on trends and is a womb sniffer

they are aliens

loser :”who asked you sus female women lady girl vagina”

female human:“you are a loser”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022

Loser

Ameerah and Layla.

*Cannot be used, in this context, by anyone besides Ghaseenah* "Loser."

by John Cena's small toe May 27, 2021

loser

ur mom

loser so fat her belly-button touches mars

by *toots a little* May 23, 2022

League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.

ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)

by I am broke November 9, 2022

Loser

Elon Musk

Only this loser would ask so much for attention

by EntitySlendy February 18, 2023