#1 former jewel thief in the United States. Reformed former prisoner turned YouTuber, author, business owner, and family man. Living proof that a focus on rehabilitation in the criminal justice system is needed.
by Phillip Strenger December 18, 2023

A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"
by sunny54f January 11, 2022

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

A character of the alter ego of Kevin Wilkins in the book Kocaine Nightz written Kevin Wilkins. The head chief of Ambitious Empire Company.
by DON FARENO June 1, 2025

Larry Stylinson: The best but saddest romance story to ever exist. It is the romance between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
Person 1: Romeo & Juliet is the most romantic love story ever
Person 2: May I introduce you to Larry Stylinson?
Person 1: Ummm ok
*One ultimate Larry Stylinson marathon later*
Person 2: So…?
Person 1: Yeah stuff what I said earlier, this is beautiful
Person 2: Thank you
Person 2: May I introduce you to Larry Stylinson?
Person 1: Ummm ok
*One ultimate Larry Stylinson marathon later*
Person 2: So…?
Person 1: Yeah stuff what I said earlier, this is beautiful
Person 2: Thank you
by ishipbullsh*t November 30, 2021

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by Death Menace July 7, 2023

by The best friend forever fr tho September 5, 2020
