ants on a log

A snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.

Mom: I thought you kids might be hungry, so I made ants on a log!
Kids: Yum, thanks mom!

by krut December 16, 2006

cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

by N.H. April 2, 2007

Get the log in

A slang term used by people going to school in St. Olivers in Co. Louth and other parts of Co. Meath.

It means to have sex with a person or to go to second base at least or actually anywhere with just a person. Even when they fancy a person or is thinking about getting with the person or tryna get with the person.

It is said by saying:
"YEOW (yeow is said at a loud high-ish pitched tone), __________ (followed by the name of the person) gettin the log in (said the same as yeow but at a lower octave of the pitch), nice one (also said the same as get the log in)"

"YEOW, conor gettin the log in, nice one"

or "the log is in"

by sissorhands April 2, 2008

Lazy Log

A semi erection of the penis, the beginning stages of an erection, when the penis is starting to become erect but is still pointing down and feels heavy.

I've had a Lazy Log all day, I need to get laid soon.

by Bird Brain October 21, 2012

Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.

"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010

Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.

Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.

by Victor April 29, 2004

Double Log Jam

The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.

"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009