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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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Larson

The kind of guy to date a 5 year old his whole life. He acts incredibly gay and got expelled from a school for asking for tiddy pics. He's also a fucking dumbass.
Owen Larson, he is a pedo.
by BiggieWhiteout February 27, 2025
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Liar

I'm pretty sure I was being flippant about your deaths.
Hym "I literally CAN'T be a liar! Because I ALSO tell the truth! That would violate the law of non-contradiction. Here, I'll do it now: Judeo-Christianity is an incest cult. Bam! Truth-teller. But YOU are lying by ommission. LYING being the operative word."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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LARS

Just a Marijuana addict with a Massive forehead, as big as his crush on Angie. He also loves angular fishes.
"Oh Lars, ur forehead is as massive as the average American"
by F1guy June 11, 2025
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Lias

Piss poor nigga begging for 75 for “lias” on xbox and getting clowned
Im a poor nigga and i have no money “lias”
by Liasisbroke June 13, 2025
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Liarrhea

Liarrhea
(noun)
/ˌlaɪəˈri ə/

Definition:
A nonstop, uncontrollable outpouring of lies — especially the kind that’s dramatic, self-serving, and suspiciously well-timed.

Top Definition:
Something Meghan Markle speaks. Often characterized by a flow so relentless, fact-checkers give up halfway through.
"Every time she does an interview, the liarrhea kicks in."
by Heraa June 18, 2025
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Liar

Someone who doesn’t tell the truth. A person that lies often.
Joelle is a horrible liar!
by ToxicOn1 July 14, 2025
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