Kentucky kattle kick

Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.

Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.

Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.

Ryan: aw you got me.

Kyle: Fag

by Dick McPussy March 17, 2009

Kentucky Full House

When a dude and his bro bang a girl, her best friend and her mother.

Danger and Gerald were at Siciliano's and saw two girls and one of their mothers and commented to each other, "Who is down for a Kentucky Full House?"

by Gerald Ambers March 4, 2011

kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Kentucky Time Machine

An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.

Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.

by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010

kentucky car bomb

The act of deficating in the trunk,or cab of one's car and letting it sit and boil in the heat of a long summer day.

Goddamnit, who kentucky car bombed me while I was at work?

by Rawbbit December 1, 2006

Kentucky Fried Panda

kentucky fried panda

"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"

by The King of the Galeria May 2, 2005

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011