sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson
man you could never pull a dirty johnson
i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
man you could never pull a dirty johnson
i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010
Get the dirty johnsonmug. Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008
Get the The Johnson Treatmentmug. Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.
by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009
Get the don johnson mug. creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.
by gives up on names January 11, 2008
Get the martin johnsonmug. A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
by aznkutie March 28, 2009
Get the Todd Johnsonmug. by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021
Get the Jaden Johnsonmug. This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the The Johnson Cursemug.