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dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010
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The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.
by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008
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don johnson

Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.
What a clown, that guy reminds of me a don johnson kind of a fellow
by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009
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martin johnson

creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.
Oh man, did you see Martin Johnson on mtv, scared the willies out of me.
by gives up on names January 11, 2008
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Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!
by aznkutie March 28, 2009
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Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love
by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021
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The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
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