Joey

My bestie.

Oh my god Joey you’re such a drama queen!

by C5corvette January 18, 2022

Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.

Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.

by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021

Joey Romo

A Madden Genius who usually picks on retards like Raynard Shuman aka shoo-shoo. His finishing move is emptying his balls in shoo-shoos crusty ass cheeks

Man I thought I had a chance today but Joey Romo dusted off my cheeks!!

by Beardedvillian1 February 2, 2019

Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up

Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now

by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018

Joey

If you meet a guy name Joey, run away from him because he will give you an ice cream cone and kidnap you in his ice cream truck.

Cody sees an ice cream truck. He goes to the ice cream truck and meets a guy name Joey.

Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"

Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"

10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.

by Small PP Destroyer April 8, 2022

Joey

Sexiest THING alive huge fupa great fun too play with has the smelliest coochie in the universe

Omg is that Joey just looking at her makes my dick throb

by Joeyshot69 October 13, 2020

Joey

The most caring guy in the universe. He will always care for everyone he meets. He is smart, funny and incredibly sexy. If you make a friend like him, keep him around.

#joey

by Random psycho bitch May 15, 2018