Jess

Backstabbing bitch

I wish I knew Jess
I wouldn’t she’s a backstabbing bitch

by Best karma December 24, 2021

Jesse

The name of a famous cartoonist

Jesse is cool

by jfkdsla;fjdksla; August 31, 2022

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Jess

She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022