Jess is the coolest dude in town. If you ever say something mean, Jess will probably track you down. And use INTJ magic to make you feel bad things. I’ll laugh along yo your insults, but I’ll slap you later.
by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022
Get the Jessmug. (female definition) jess is a gorgeous, kind caring girl who loves and prioritizes nature and animals especially dogs she also has a go at everything. she is very respectful and responsible but she still knows how to have fun and she is partially athletic she enjoys sports such as gymnastics and netball jess is one of the most sweet, honest & empathetic people you will ever come across.
person: you know that new girl jess, she is amazing!
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis December 23, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022
Get the Jessemug. A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
Get the Jessmug. by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018
Get the Jesse James Donellanmug. The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
Get the Jess Ozellamug. by Gnarpuss November 23, 2021
Get the Jessemug.