A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
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Jess is the coolest dude in town. If you ever say something mean, Jess will probably track you down. And use INTJ magic to make you feel bad things. I’ll laugh along yo your insults, but I’ll slap you later.
by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022
Get the Jess mug.Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018
Get the Jesse mug.(female definition) jess is a gorgeous, kind caring girl who loves and prioritizes nature and animals especially dogs she also has a go at everything. she is very respectful and responsible but she still knows how to have fun and she is partially athletic she enjoys sports such as gymnastics and netball jess is one of the most sweet, honest & empathetic people you will ever come across.
person: you know that new girl jess, she is amazing!
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis December 23, 2020
Get the Jess mug.sexy gyal, gets all the ghoes. but when has a bf stays loyal. very confidant sometimes. shy at start.
by IVE GOT BACK February 21, 2023
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