nick jeness

A bitch that should never be trusted, also he is that guy that is up tight type if a guy

Nick Jeness was a bitch today when he did all of the work.

by Nick Jeness October 13, 2017

william jenkins

William Jenkins is a tall sexy boy that you will never forget about . He is perfect to you . He will always be yours even when he has another girl . He’s the best at kissing his lips taste like candy . He knows how to treat you he loves you just like you love him .

Defined : William Jenkins Is a player

by Yourdreammaker October 22, 2017

Julie Jenkins

Single, alone, find a boyfriend for this girl please. She wants you to buy her food. Yes. Food. Just kidding she had a boyfriend and his name is Mac n Cheese. PEACE OUT

Wow Julie Jenkins really needs to get a boyfriend

by Can't touch this124 cuz 3 suck January 4, 2018

Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.

Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.

by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018

Leeroy Jenkins

All your friends and people around you.

Look! Mike is such an idiot, he's just like Leeroy Jenkins.
See this guy? I'm sure he will just rush in the nearby shop like Leeroy Jenkins!
My ass is for Leeroys only.

by Ainis March 21, 2018

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

Mary Jenkins

gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's

ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk

by Dankerson.dunlop December 5, 2018