Jaden 

The funniest guy in the world man.
Has a 12 inch bbc. Also is a magnet to women because of how tall and hard working he is.

Girl: omg have u seen Jaden today he is so fine.

Girl 2: yesss and he is so tall.

Jaden by Cooldude5678 April 17, 2022

Jaden Loring 

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart

Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?

Jaden Loring by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

Vu Jade 

The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.

Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"

Vu Jade by mehmenaha December 14, 2010

jadey.jaddy 

the best fucking meme page in the world, owned by the 2 funniest people on earth. originally a finsta, but 1 of the owners just decided to post memes for her classmates so if u see it, follow it. also they watch anime :)

slut: omg whore did u see jadey.jaddy's new post?
whore: omg that shit was so funny I cantt

jadey.jaddy by getou simp June 30, 2021

I sent Jade 

the act of sending Jade Beauregard

mason *says "i sent jade"*
jade " >:("
mason "oh my god i just sent Jade"
me "lol"

I sent Jade by lavendershoelaces November 15, 2019

blue jade

A really annoying girl who thinks she is the best. She attracts men with her slutiness, she has only a few friends with similar personalities and has struggles. She is supposedly pretty and can get quite a few men. She is mostly attracted to older men.
she is a bitch.

Boy 1: "do you know blue jade?"
Boy 2: "she is a bitch dude!"
Boy 1: " I know right!"
Boy 3: "I like her"

blue jade by CCBBA November 28, 2016

Jade 

An amazing girl. Extremly gorgeous usually has guys falling over her left, right and center. Is basically perfect and her flaws very minor. Will stand up for her friends and what she believes in. Very trustworthy.

My best friend's such a Jade!

Jade by InsaneRainbow August 29, 2010