Jacob 

he’s a daddy

“god Marissa theres Jacob”

Jacob by grannyinsyrance March 7, 2021

jacob 

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

jacob by jbossing March 9, 2021

Jacob 

Really good friend just make sure you don't put any food near him or else he will eat it all.

"did you put the food next to Jacob? Because it is all gone"

Jacob by there is no other username March 16, 2021

jacob 

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

jacob by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

jacob 

a name

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey

jacob by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021

jacob 

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

jacob by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

Jacob 

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

Jacob by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021