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Jacob

Jacob Farmer is a tall person who his funny and stupid but his not at all talented and doesn't take anything seriously. He might play a lot of video games and get F’s in all his classes but he has a good personality and loves his friends
Jacob playing video games

Teacher giving a 0 to Jacob on his test
by SBK-Caotain January 27, 2021
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Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
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Really good friend just make sure you don't put any food near him or else he will eat it all.
"did you put the food next to Jacob? Because it is all gone"
by there is no other username March 16, 2021
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“jacob is very indeed big man and funni
by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021
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guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey
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the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
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The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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