the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

jacob by jacobsmells March 26, 2021

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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

Jacob by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

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